Interests & Hobbies
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Radiation, sunscreen, lube, jock itch powder, soap.
Favorite Books:
Only one eye, don't read much.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Rent myself out as a pony-ride alternative at all-girl colleges.
Favorite Songs:
King Missile - Detachable Penis
Favorite Movies:
Godzilla films... for nostalgia's sake.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Destroyed Tokyo.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
See the "Perfect Mate" response.
Hobbies:
Just dicking around.
Talents:
Changing size and firmness with the right motivation.
Perfect Mate:
Oh, wow... um... the giant irradiated sentient pussy of the 50 Foot Woman?
Perfect Date:
I just like to slide into someplace warm... a bit moist... dark... tight... then slide out and start all over again, at varying speeds.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Not a fan of really long fingernails... or teeth.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
So you can say that you know Godizilla's penis personally.