Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
A lot of love with a dash of nihilism.
House of Leaves.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Most activities involving handcuffs.
Butterfly Knife Twirler.
Pro Dr. Mario Player.
Is Lockpicking a talent?
More flexible than your girlfriend.
Gourmet Lunchables Pizza Chef.
Master of the Ever Puzzling Rubix Cube.