Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
My body is a temple, but it's one of those temples in Thailand where they let monkeys shit all over the place.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Toilet paper.
Favorite Books:
The ones I write
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Counting turds in Turdland.
Favorite Songs:
The ones I sing
Favorite Movies:
The ones I make
Talents:
Ortography and, as the MAGA crowd would spell it, being ingorant.
Perfect Mate:
A two legged one. Better if it is alive.
Perfect Date:
Any in which I get laid and the lady asks for a new date.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I strongly advice against it.