Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Creating strong relationships with people. Life is too short to hold grudges. Love people, and love them with all you've got.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
-Pets
-Bed
-Coffee
-Friends
-Toothpaste
Favorite Books:
Kieli, 'The Time Traveler's Wife', 'Alice's Adventures in Wonderland', 'Lolita', 'Winnie The Pooh', 'Never Let Me Go', 'Maximum Ride', 'The Girl in the Steel Corset','It's Kind of a Funny Story', 'Hunter's Moon'...Oh god, there are so many books. TOO MANY. I love books.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Explore whatever town I'm in. Bake brownies and cookies and shit. Read. Write. Play videogames occasionally. Go downtown.
Favorite Songs:
Rise Against, Of Mice and Men, Asking Alexandria, Panic! at the Disco, Florence + the Machine, Fall Out Boy, etc etc.
Favorite Movies:
Anything Ghibli. A Knight's Tale. Lilo and Stitch. The Aristocats.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
The walk of shame, in a pirate costume. (Note, that I was a pirate wench, wearing nothing but a top made of rope, stiletto boots, and a flimsy skirt with fishnets, coming home from a hot night with a hot woman. Who was also a pirate wench.)
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I would be in my own apartment in the northeast overlooking the city with a pet. But I'm not.
Hobbies:
Photography, writing, sleeping, snuggling, coffee, playing with my rats, exploring outside, cooking, I clean obsessively if I'm upset...Yeah. Fun shit.
Talents:
Ah, sexually I'm apparently really, really good at giving blow jobs. I also apparently give a pretty good hand job, too.
Just regular talents? I have a natural gift for writing that I've had since...Well, since I could pick up a pen. I write a lot of poetry. To me, it's just a way to express my feelings. I also have a knack for photography, and can cook pretty well.
Perfect Mate:
Taller than me, intelligent, just the right amount of being an asshole, shares my sense of humor, sweet and thoughtful, knows how I take my coffee and can order for me at Starbucks, can tolerate my quirkiness, thinks I'm adorable, acknowledges that I'm a cunt--tells me, then moves on, knows when to stop being irritating, can sit in silence and be alright with it, knows I need to be alone sometimes, up for adventure, a little possessive and a little jealous, protective, and notices little things about me--like that I was looking at something in a store then buys it for me, cause I do that shit for people.
Perfect Date:
Going out for coffee and then the carnival or the petting zoo.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn on's
- Being extremely dominant or extremely submissive.
-Choking
-Hair pulling
-Biting
-Pinning me against the wall and kissing me
-PDA
-Consensual non-consent
-Feminization
-Talking dirty
-Whispering in my ear
-Anything involving my ear
-Watching a guy masturbate
-Hearing a guy moan
-Hearing a girl moan
-Being manhandled
-Being bound
-Fire play
-Knife play
-Knowing to really stop when the safe word comes out, and to keep going when I say "No, don't!"
Turn offs
-Anything that comes out of the body EXCEPT cum, blood, spit, or tears.
-Being super vanilla
-Acting like a whiny little bitch (unless I want you to)
-Being a huge cockbite.
-Not reciprocating/keeping score. "Well, I gave you oral so you should give me a blowjob." or "Thanks for the head...Oh, you wanted something else?"
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm adorable and snuggly and delicious.
Magically delicious.