Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
If I knew that...I wouldn't have to spend hundreds of dollars on tokens.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
The Muppets All Die and Go To Hell - because sometimes...life just isn't fair.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Shooting bowling pins with a shotgun.
The theme from Hawaii-Five-0.
Dogs of War, Gunga Din, Silver Linings Playbook, The Place Beyond the Pines, American Hustle, Goodfellas, The Godfather, Zero Dark Thirty, Sun Valley Serenade, The Happy Years, Birth of a Nation, Sherlock Jr.,
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I once ate my entree with a salad fork.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
In my own ballistic missile submarine with a hoard of Nazi gold.
I can eat an entire bar of Neutrogena soap.
A desperately poor Eastern European woman who is forced to lower her standards.
A woman with a bottle of Cragganmore.
Turn on: Smile...dimples...dark hair...dark eyes...round, full buttocks
Turn offs: Leprosy
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I am not hideously deformed.