Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Being happy, trying to be a good person, listening to good music, etc
Favorite Books:
Stephen King, Inio Asano, Sharon Olds
Favorite Songs:
Tom Waits, Kate Bush, The Dear Hunter, Oneohtrix Point Never, Dirty Beaches, Tori Amos, Bjork
Favorite Movies:
Super, Synecdoche, Mulholland Drive
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Used to do double backflips off of diving boards when I was a kid but I'm way too much of a pussy to do dangerous shit like that now
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Big pool of hot chili nacho cheese, and I have giant tortilla chips I dip in it and eat
Hobbies:
Making music, cooking, learning small noncommittal bits of languages
Talents:
I can balance stuff on the tips of my fingers real good!
Perfect Mate:
Someone funny. Who also likes the taste of pussy.
Perfect Date:
I'm at a taco stand, getting tacos. I reach for the Spicy Hot XXX AssBlaster Super Sauce, but a hand bumps into mine, reaching for it too.
It's you.
We look at each other, and instantly see that this is a special moment. We gaze deeply into each others' eyes, frozen in time for a second - but it feels like a year. My heart starts pounding. We somehow find a way to recover our senses, and begin eating our tacos together. The conversation is fantastic, and we get along like old friends.
When it's time to go, I offer you some weed from my pipe I carry in my car. You respond by removing an entire bong from within your jacket.
I don't understand how you kept it there the entire time, but you did.
We hotbox my car while listening to a struggling local opera station that's mostly static. Then we drive off into the night.
Turn Ons/Offs:
- Making me laugh
- Being cute
- Smiling :>
- Shy guys
Turn offs:
- Mean people
- Dirty teeth, lol
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I am cool