Halberd
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Profile Headline:
I have no idea what I'm doing
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8 years ago
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About Me
Username:
Halberd
Gender:
Male
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Hair:
Brown
Eyes:
Brown
Weight:
8 pounds
Height:
600 inches
Age:
120
City:
Stunt City
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Non Smoker
Drink:
Light
Drugs:
Never
Marital Status:
Single
Occupation/Major:
Team Instigator
School:
of hard knocks/of liberal arts
Favorite Food:
Milk steak.
Pets:
If you read these two categories in
Automobile:
reverse order it says 'carpets'
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
There isn't one. Live your life.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, and calcium. There are a lot of others too.
Favorite Books:
Too many to name. Recent fiction: World War Z, American Gods. Recent Non-fiction: The Control of Nature
What I Like To Do For Fun:
opium
Favorite Songs:
I tend to listen to indie music and classic rock the most.
Favorite Movies:
Wet Hot American Summer, Akahige, Lo, There Will be Blood, District 9, Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans, Blues Brothers
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Had an episode of dissociative identity disorder culminating in an epic rooftop brawl between two distinct personalities.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
you should try looking for me in the last place you left me.
Hobbies:
Swashbuckling, cursing, drinking
Talents:
I have many talents of which I am not very talented
Perfect Mate:
distinct from CoffeeMate, PaperMate and CalorieMate
Perfect Date:
A date where both parties like each other's company as well as the activity decided upon
Turn Ons/Offs:
Nice intelligent women/dumb jerks
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I don't wear suspenders.
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Adorkabelle
Thank you for commenting on my profile! (she notices 4 days later...) Haha. Yay new comments. And I'm shocked your wall isn't covered in messages. Lameness. well, now you have a message from meeee. haha. ;3