Automobile:
Driving is for people who can't understand public transit
About Me:
I'm still figuring out how the cam thing works. It's pretty different from porn and domination. But I'll get the hang of it. And those of you that stick with me will be greatly appreciated. You should all come follow my naughty exploits on twitter! twitter.com/harlow_harlot
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh hunny if you think I have the answer to this you are sorely mistaken and possibly disturbed...
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
French fries: cause they are the true love of my life
My cat: is also a love of my life
My makeup kit: cause FLAWLESS
My pretty bras: cause my back would hate me if i didn't wear one
Man servants.... that i totally have...>.>
Favorite Books:
Books....Booooks....What are those? Those papery things with words?? Oh yeah. I read but I prefer my e-reader. Hundreds of books in my pocket. Best thing. Everything from Lovecraft, Harry Potter, Neil Gaimen, Stephen King, the odd romance novel here and there, Austen and Brontes. I'm a big fan of portable multiple books. The only problem with access to so many is I've started many but haven't finished them all... Shame on me
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I like ice skating. But not in Sweden. Turns out I can't skate in hockey boots and that's the kind they have for rental here. No bueno. In the summer I like the sun. Lots of sun. Anything I can do that involves sun. And many drinking. Definitely drinking.
Favorite Songs:
It changes constantly. I'm forever in love with Queen Bey. But I think I'm one of the few people who means it when I say I listen to everything. Even hip hop and country. I like music. I will always like music.
Favorite right now though? I think you'll know why...
Favorite Movies:
I love love love movies. I dated a critique for awhile so now I know how to judge them properly. I'll watch pretty much any kind of movie just for the hell of it. But i have a special place in my heart for Disney and John Waters. The man is a genius.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Went skinny dipping with people I had know for two hours in some random lake in the middle of no where just outside of Stockholm. I'm the adventurous type :D
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
No where. I think I'm where I want to be right now. But I could go for warmer weather. This 1 degree celsius shit is not okay by any means.
Hobbies:
Painting. When i have my paints. Taking sleeping pictures of loved ones to add to my ongoing art project.... I didn't say that... what?...
Talents:
My fingers are double jointed. And I'm surprisingly flexible for a fat girl. Those things are talents right? I guess I also play a few instruments but whatever right...
Perfect Mate:
I have too many perfect mates to pick just one.
Perfect Date:
MUSHY MUSHY ROMANCE STUFF. Did I do that right? I'm not the biggest romantic...
Turn Ons/Offs:
Ons: Rope, bondage, men asking my permission for their every move, telling me how much I turn you on. I lean towards a top. But who knows for the right person...
Offs: My back door will always be a back door. Non consentual stuff. Being a butt head when it's uncalled for.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Clearly cause I'm funny and sexy... I mean like really you can't ever find that combination.
hi love, let me be the one here to give sweet kisses to you all over your body specially the tender parts, welcome to MFC, hope you have lots of fun and fortune here, my best wishes and good luck to you. rated and admired you and also sent to you a MFC mail.sorry for being a little naughty too. sweet kisses to you add me as your friend hope to see you again and again .i would be pleased if you would write to me on my profile page wall too.