Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Is there a meaning? Or is it a test for something coming? Make the best of it and if it gets to hard there is always Jack Daniels.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Laptop. naked women on my laptop. A fast internet connection. Tissues and a good browser cleaner..
Favorite Books:
Telephone books. They are great for replacing broken legs on furniture.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
See above ^^^
Favorite Songs:
Lots. I do like early Ozzy Osbourne/Black Sabbath though. Great lyrics.
Favorite Movies:
Lots. I love watching old movies and seeing how they did taboo subjects subtlety. Imagination is much better than graphic displays and cgi.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Shot myself with a .22 rifle for a bet. Damn you Jack Daniels. You're supposed to be my friend!!
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Another planet maybe?
Talents:
I am adept at saying the wrong thing at the wrong time. If it was an Olympic sport I would be a gold medalist.
Perfect Mate:
Someone who is not perfect ;)
Perfect Date:
Hmmmm. I'll let you know when I have one.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Easy. Turn ons: Sincerity Turn Offs Insincerity.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Ummmm..... My sense of humour.
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