HoneyBoobBoob
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Boobilicious!
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About Me
Username:
HoneyBoobBoob
CamScore:
750
Gender:
Female
Body Type:
Athletic
Ethnicity:
Other
Hair:
Blonde
Eyes:
Blue
Weight:
125 pounds
Height:
61 inches
Age:
42
City:
I live in a van down by the river
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Non Smoker
Drink:
Occasional
Drugs:
Never
Marital Status:
Single
Occupation/Major:
Token Vaccum
School:
School of Hard Cox, and Douche Bag Avoidance Career Institute
Favorite Food:
Large Sausages, Big Bananas, and Little Cucumbers
Pets:
A little pussy, and a spider monkey with a 'Big Black Cock'
Automobile:
I ride the trolley, and I fruit boot.
About Me:
WARNING: I AM NOT A NORMAL WEB CAM MODEL. I'M NOT AS DUMB AS I LOOK! I'M NOT A PORN STAR! I DON'T USE TOYS (except for dildo Karaoke) I AM A NORMAL GIRL (except a little bit on the crazy side). I do what I do best, which is be myself and have fun, and that's it! The only thing you might get lucky enough to see in my regular chat, is me dancing in a snuggie, stepping in pudding (I like the snack packs), wearing a paper bag on my head, or some other crazy fantasy of yours along the same lines. My boobs weren't free for me, so they aren't free for you! No, I don't do anal, it gives me hemorrhoids. The only time i squirt is when I have diarrhea, if you would like an HD video where the quality is so clear you can smell it, I would be happy to make you one. Keep in mind this will cost you a shit load of money! (I will write your screen name on a piece of two ply toilet paper so you know I made the video especially for you, and it's not some bullshit fake). I don't want to see your cock on cam! They all look the same to me (small, like a Vienna Sausages, of course except for the 'Big Black Cocks', they only come in one size 'BIG'). No I won't view your cam...I need to have my fantasies too. I don't want to see you blow your load. The only thing I want to see blow it's load, is the ATM. For the BILLIONTH time, I haven't had 'Big Black Cock', so stop asking me if I have! Don't tell me I 'should do what the other girls do' or boss me around. (You will just annoy me, and that will not work in your favor) Whatever they do works for them, not for me. Ramrodding my pussy, and faking orgasms for hours on end doesn't work for me. I prefer to keep my pussy in good working order, so I can enjoy it for myself. You only have one pussy, and you can't put a new pussy on your amazon wish list...I know... I tried. If you are a douche bag, I will embarrass you. I will have videos up soon. They are fun, playful and flirty. No double penetration with vegetables from my garden in my videos. If you are lucky you might see me, eating a vegetable, (I do like cucumbers, they are refreshing) or jumping on a trampoline, or doing fart yoga ( I know you guys like that). Tip first if you have a request or question. If you ask me a stupid question, you will get a stupid answer. For example...you might ask me 'Do you know how to type?', or 'Can you show us your ass?' I will most likely reply 'Do you know how to tip?' I like to get to know knew people, and I appreciate fun nice people. Thank you, you know who you are...the two of you! xoxo News alert: MFC and Match.com are not the same! (I would never go on match.com, it's full of whores) I'm on MFC to have fun and make money, not find a date...that's what my blow up doll is for! To all the 'Sugar Daddy's', shut up or tip, and maybe you should move out of your mom's basement before promising girls to pay their bills. To those who keep asking me if I have a family incest fantasy...FUCK NO!!!!!!, you weirdos, and neither should you!
Thank you! Love, The Douche Basher
P.S. 'I'm a Fucking Lady', so behave!
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Big Boobs, smart, curvy, nice ass, Big Tits, blonde, Blue Eyes, Sexy, shaved, hot, cute, friendly, Bikini, Model, Long hair, Funny
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
TOKENS!!!! Duh! Why are you asking me? I'm just a dumb web cam model. Go ask Buddha, or your Mom!
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Favorite Books:
The Kama Sutra...Duh! Web Cam and Grow Rich by Napoleon Hill. Rich Guys, Poor Guys by Robert Kiyosaki. Web Cam and Influence People by Dale Carnegie. How to Web Cam with a Ham Radio by L. Ron Hubbard. How to Raise the Perfect Spider Monkey (with a 'Big Black Cock') by Ceasar Milan. The Douche Bag Next Door by Martha Stout, ph.d.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Dildo Karaoke at family gatherings on holidays. I think I need a new mic though. No one could hear me last time.
Favorite Songs:
Favorite Movies:
Cam Girls the documentary. (actually I've never seen it, but I think It might be my favorite if I saw it.)
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Your Mom!
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Fruit booting on the beach!
Hobbies:
Basket weaving, bowling, and soap carving! In addition to those things I also like to read, paint, and write.
Perfect Mate:
A smartypants with a big heart.
Perfect Date:
Long walks... in the mall. :-) So we can talk and get to know each other better while we shop.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: loyalty, kindness, generosity, sense of humor, creativity, and crazy people (the good fun kind).
Turn offs: douche bags, cheapskates, ego maniacs, 'black cocks' (they never tip...they just pimp), wife beaters, car stealers, drug dealers (unless they are tipping), business conmen (unless they are tipping), liar liar pants on fires, and cheater cheater pumpkin eaters, and crazy people (the bad kind).
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Because I said so
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RomanianRaven
Hello I want to be the first one to welcome you to MFC. I rated you 5 stars and admired you. Good luck on this site.