Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Food, water, oxygen, porn, & the internet
Stephen King's Gunslinger Series & A Song of Ice and Fire series
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Play with my penis.
Mostly classic rock and metal, but I listen to a bit of everything.
The Dark Knight, Tombstone, Serenity, Lord of War, Dogma, Indiana Jones the Original Trilogy, Star Wars the Original Trilogy, Gremlins, Short Circuit 2, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Princess Bride, Shaun of the Dead, Sin City, Ghostbusters, Beetlejuice, Pee-wee's Big Adventure, Spaceballs, Ernest Goes to Camp, Sleepy Hollow, Terminator 2, Aladdin, and some other stuff I can't think of right now.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my ass...
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Behind You! :P
Television, sports, anime, music, movies, and porn!
One that ends in sex.
Turn Ons: Asses, Boobs, Pussy, Cuteness, Anal Play, Unnaturally Colored Hair (Pink, Blue, etc.), Positive Personality.
Turn Offs: Feet/Foot Play, Racism, Bigotry, Negative Personality.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm secretly a ninja turtle fighting in the hunger games, disguising myself as a transformer when necessary. My talent is the 'Electric shock' pokemon move and I never pass up an opportunity to get a picture with a dead cow.