About Me
Username:
ItBurnsWhenIP
Gender:
Male
Age:
111
City:
Look behind you.
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Heavy
Drink:
Heavy
Drugs:
Party
School:
GED courtesy of NYS Department of Corrections
Pets:
An Akita named 'Satan' (no, I did NOT name him.)
Automobile:
Several, Ya wanna buy one?
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
I'll let ya know when I actually get a life.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
I can't count to five.
Favorite Books:
I went to NYC public school, I'm just happy I can read.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I talk to strangers.
Favorite Songs:
I'm old, therefore I like ACTUAL MUSIC.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Filling out a profile on a cam site, like anybody will ever read this trash.
Hobbies:
Heckling, annoying... and restoring automobiles.
Talents:
Ask my parole officer.
Perfect Mate:
A deaf mute who cooks.
Perfect Date:
I take a nap while she rebuilds an automatic transmission.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I stole your tv.