Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
I'll let ya know when I actually get a life.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
I can't count to five.
Favorite Books:
I went to NYC public school, I'm just happy I can read.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I talk to strangers.
Favorite Songs:
I'm old, therefore I like ACTUAL MUSIC.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Filling out a profile on a cam site, like anybody will ever read this trash.
Hobbies:
Heckling, annoying... and restoring automobiles.
Talents:
Ask my parole officer.
Perfect Mate:
A deaf mute who cooks.
Perfect Date:
I take a nap while she rebuilds an automatic transmission.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I stole your tv.