Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Live! Breath in and breath out. this life is short and i want to know who you are, not the mask you show the world, but the naughty little boy in you that wants to come play!
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1. Weed
2. Internet
3. Big Trees
4. Mountains
5. Weed...wait i said that...but that is just how important it is.
Favorite Books:
End of Mr. Y, Blood and gold, History of the Crystal Skull
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I masturbate. Really. nothing turns me on like the rest of the world. I am often having to find the corner in a bar cause of the girl griding on the dance floor.
Favorite Songs:
The Dirty Heads!
Favorite Movies:
currently: How to Train Your Dragon
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Sex while hanging off the side of a vertical incline at 150 feet up and 100 feet down, wow that was an orgasm.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Right there, making you feel special. cause you make me feel all special too.
Hobbies:
Painting, writing, playing video games, masturbating, meeting people and being crafty in general.
Talents:
pussy control (quiffing on command) a tongue that moves 238 beats per min. I can swing 35 MPR around a pole...and i am smart.
Perfect Mate:
Open, smoker, grower, adventurous, and intelligent.
Perfect Date:
Smoking a bowl before we jump off a cliff in Hawaii, or letting our eye adjust to utter darkness 8 miles below ground before we smoke a bowl. either way we're smoking a bowl.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Treating me like your good little kitty turns me on, Treating me like the mutt you found on the street will make me leave.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I am entertaining, even if i am not your exact flavor of tea i am still nice on the Platte.
Friends call me Izzy - Izzobel Bedlam- Born from original sin into chaos. My mother was a phone sex operator, and I have been a stripper all across America, so seduction, one could say, comes naturally, at this point I currently live in San Francisco and plan to have many naughty adventures. I love costumes, and animal ears, some have said they do not know if they want to pat me on the head or fu*k me, I am so damn adorable. As you can see I have a gift of gab and a zillion and one stories. I have a lust for toys and porn and well as masked sex. I am 420 friendly, and play Call of Duty Black Ops. I have been known to stop the game because the guys hear my toys vibrating in the background, my death ratio is pretty high, I love masturbating to war and violence, its so manly. I am proud of my multi-sexuality, and flaunt it. I have been compared to being Belladonna's little sister, gap in my teeth and all.