Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Why are we here.... just to suffer...
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Oppressing AND insulting anyone who isn't a male Christian White Nationalist (and temporarily giving a pass to anyone who benefits me personally)
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
You ever watch paint dry? Best Friday night ever.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Definitely a very hot place, being poked in the butt with big forks by tiny satans.
Talents:
Being like this.
Perfect Date:
Step 1: get a baggy full of mayo.
Step 2: stick that baggy between your voluptuous seat cushions.
Step 3: Settle in for a good time.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
You'll get to run your finger along my hair ledge.