Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Live, Laugh, Love. Kidding. These forms suck.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
My phone (don't judge. You couldn't live without yours either)
My dildo
Some kind of internet access (don't lie - you couldn't either)
Pizza crunch (if you're Scottish, you'll know)
Irn Bru
Gin
Favorite Books:
Catch 22
1984
American Psycho
The Great Gatsby
Little Women
Jane Eyre
The Shining
IT
The Metamorphosis
The Handmaid's Tale
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Chill tf out, smoke, listen to music, watch a film and maybe have a pint or two.
Favorite Songs:
Fleetwood Mac
Arctic Monkeys
Fontaines DC
IDLES
DIIV
Tame Impala
Kendrick Lamar
Anything 80s
Most classic rock
Favorite Movies:
La Vita e Bella
American History X
Fight Club
Most Marvel films (besides the Eric Bana Hulk & Iron Man 2 lol)
In Bruges
Snowpiercer
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
American Psycho
Star Wars (yes even I, II & III. Don't come for me)
Saving Private Ryan
The Pianist
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Skydiving in New Zealand... and almost getting kidnapped in Tanzania.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
An alpaca farm in the New Zealand countryside miles away from other humans... or maybe by a pool in Bali
Hobbies:
Going to gigs & movies. NOT ANYMORE LOL. Hate COVID. Now it's mainly masturbating, watching YouTube vids on weird conspiracy theories and serial killers.
Talents:
Being a sarcastic lil brat. But in the nicest way possible.
Perfect Mate:
Someone who respects me, good looking, bangin' personality and if you have a big dick/juicy pussy that also helps I suppose?
Perfect Date:
I'm fairly low maintenance so just a couple of pints down the pub, maybe some food. Good chat, talking about films and music? Idk, been a while since I was on a date.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons:
Confidence, good banter, nice body, good chat, dark sense of humour, respect, intelligence.
Turn offs:
Fucking freeloaders, rude people and tiny dicks
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
As well as being a kinky little slut, I'm fucking good chat. I love being able to chat to people and have a good laugh. I'm a lovely person. Promise.