Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
bite your teeth into the ass of life, and drag it to you
Hobbies:
shopping, working on my bod, staying hydrated, laughing with friends
Talents:
roasting you, looking incredible, not giving a fuck
Perfect Date:
i'm eartha kitt, you're james dean and marlon brando
Turn Ons/Offs:
my turn ons include looking at myself in the mirror, cocktail hour, and prestige cable television. my turn offs are "nice guys" and a lack of imagination.