Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
To do whatever YOU want to do
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Books, my dog, underwear, sex, and cupcakes
Favorite Books:
Anything by Stephen King, Gone With The Wind, Frankenstein, A Tree Grows In Brooklyn, The Outsiders, Anne of Green Gables, and anything by Chuck Palahniuk.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Make myself cum, read books, pet dogs and smoke weed.
Favorite Songs:
I love Kendrick Lamar and Chance The Rapper, but my first love will always be 70's Dad rock, my favorite band is Queen and Led Zeppelin
Favorite Movies:
Inglorious Basterds, The Little Mermaid, American Beauty, Nightcrawler, basically anything Quentin Tarantino has made, Moonrise Kingdom and The Darjeeling Limited, and Godfather Parts 1 and 2, and Goodfellas.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Sucked someone's dick while they were driving in midday traffic
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
In a treehouse in the forest drinking out of a coconut while someone feeds me grapes
Hobbies:
Reading and petting dogs, buying cute underwear
Talents:
Spending excessive amounts of money in short amounts of time
Perfect Mate:
Someone who can make me cum 6 times in a row in less than a minute
Perfect Date:
Going to a beach town, getting some bikes and riding them around, smoking a bunch of weed on the beach, then fuck under the stars.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons / dominance, maturity, intelligence, sincerity, truthfulness, nice hair.
Turn offs / Bad hygiene, being rude to service people, being rude in general, bad driving, dirty hands, dirty clothes.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I have huge boobs and i'm pretty funny