Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Enjoy it while you can
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Sandals, Flowing white robe, Wooden staff, clean bathroom, and this halo thingy
Favorite Books:
Bible, old testament
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Night out with the boys, ya, tipping the ladys, lap dance.
Favorite Songs:
Jesus is just all right with me
Favorite Movies:
Jesus Christ Supper Star
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Turned water to wine, then there was that fishes and bread thing. Dont ask me to do it again.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I got this sweet little cloud with these smokin hot little angels
Hobbies:
Gathering the masses
Hanging with my bros.
Talents:
Public speaking, casting demons
Perfect Mate:
Mary Magdalene, nice legs
Perfect Date:
Anyone that worships at my feet
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn on/ Saving girls from stone throwers
Turn off/ Hanging from crosses
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I can offer you eternal life. If you buy that sort of thing.