Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
That is a question that I continue to struggle with currently. It seems as though we will always be searching for our purposes in life. I only hope that one day, whenever that day is, I will be able to look back on the life that I've lived and be completely satisfied with all that I've been through. If I could say the meaning of my life for how I see it at this age, I would say it is to provide sexual entertainment to the world in the most innovative way of my generation.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1. My Yorkie Mona
2. The Sun
3. Water
4. Sex
5. Sex
Favorite Books:
Little Women
Playboy
The Secret
A Road to Freedom
Hustler
What I Like To Do For Fun:
River Rafting/City Light-gasping/Silly Smokes/Funny Jokes/Motor Rides/Throw the Rawhide/People Watching/Farmers market shopping/Afternoon cuddles/Jumping in puddles/Random quickies and soft penis hickies
Favorite Songs:
Any song by:
-THe Mamma's and the Pappa's
-The Rolling Stones
-Pink Floyd
-Deff Leppard
-John Lennon
-Eagles
-Montely Crue
Etc... Any Ooldy!
I will listen and like most music, however the listed above is my favorite!
Favorite Movies:
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (Oold favorite!)
Taken
My homemade porn movies
Stepbrothers
Public Enemies
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I've been known to urinate in public after a cocktail or two,dance provocitavely and most famous for starting naked after-parties. I've developed a medicinal name for my disorder; CNS, Chronic Naked Syndrome. Some people may think I belong in those stuffy meetings, forced to announce our latest shameful fantasy and pratisce putting condoms on bananas. However, I quite enjoy this god-given gift which I take full advantage of each day, whether it be by my latest vibration device, kinky outdoor photo shoot or perhaps a silky butt plug. So when you ask; what is the craziest thing I have ever done? I am not sure how to answer this one, I think I'll wait until I make it to the movies where I can give you the hollywood graphics my stories deserve.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I would be lying on a white-sanded beach with flowing Palm trees, coconuts in the distance, a cool lemonade within reach and my Yorkie by my feet.
Hobbies:
Storm Chasing/Hammocks/Star Gazing/Wine Chats/Love Notes/Road Trips/Lap Dances/Camping/Tropical Beaches/My Puppy/Movies/Art/Long Walks/Photography/Masturbating
Talents:
Drawing, Sketching, painting etc..
Amazing Blow Jobs
Cooking
I can wink my butt hole!
Great Massages
Perfect Mate:
The perfect mate to me would be a real man who is able to balance; providing everything that his family needs whether it be children or dogs, provide the emotional stimulation us females crave, to the death protection/loyalty and is able to put me in my place if/when needed. Everything else needed after that will fall into place.
Perfect Date:
There are many perfect dates, however one of my favorites: Walking down the long beaches at night, stopping only in the occasional quaint looking restaurant to share a dish and sip on an easy cocktail. The last stop to share a luscious dessert and then to the desserted beach to finish it.
Turn Ons/Offs:
OFFFSS:
-Conceit
-Lying
-Poor hygiene
-laziness
-unattentiveness
ONNNSS:
-MEN not boys....big difference:) Not talking about age here!
-Foreplay
-Lingerie
-Love Notes
-Romance
-Rough Sex
-Dirty talk
-Spontanious sex
-visual stimulation
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I promise you that no matter how difficult I can ever be at my very worst, just remember it will always be worth it for a chance to see me at my best.