Interests & Hobbies
Talents:
Fixing toilets, fixing leaks, fixing burst pipes...FIXING THINGS!
Right now I'm fixing a hole where the rain gets in...and stops my mind from wandering...
Perfect Mate:
I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machetti to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
Shes touring the facility and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt,
And a long, long jacket...
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: moaning, spanking
Turn offs: close-minded people
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'll try my best to make you smile.