Interests & Hobbies
Favorite Books:
The Bible.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Drag my ass on the carpet like a dog with an itchy ass.
Favorite Songs:
The Sign - Ace of Base.
Hobbies:
Pretending I have an above average sized penis.
Talents:
Crying when I ejaculate.
Perfect Mate:
Myself, but way hotter and with a nice vagina.
Perfect Date:
Getting drunk and masturbating alone for 6 hours while I choke myself.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Money, Ballpunching, Good Grammar, Having an IQ above 35 // Scumcunts, Cheesedicks, NOT wanting to touch my penis.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Don't, I will ruin you.