Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Live & learn...and then make it better.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
toothbrush, toothpaste, warm shower, soap, cell phone
Favorite Books:
Catcher in the Rye. AKA the one book my short attention span could focus on finishing in high school.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Sometimes work is fun but, for me, anything fitness related is better.
Favorite Songs:
Old stuff. Stuff your folks probably listened to when they were kids. And, no, I'm not as old as them. I'm still what most people would call a (sorta) youngun.'
Favorite Movies:
Lots. Platoon, Layer Cake, Memento, Snatch (the movie you pervs...it's not a porno), and pretty much anything and everything else in the drama or comedy department.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Nothing too crazy...sorta. Maybe I'll tell you one day ;)
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
If I could be anywhere right now, I'd be on vacation. Here, there, everywhere...as long as I wouldn't have to work.
Hobbies:
Wasting time on the computer or watching television. Fitness/working out when I'm not.
Talents:
Sarcasm & dry humor. I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue after a million tries, too. Wanna see?
Perfect Mate:
Anybody that's not a dude. I call them women...who are pretty (duh), capable of carrying a conversation, & can manage putting up with my general sarcastic nature. A nice firm ass doesn't hurt, nor will I complain if she has breasts (another duh).
Perfect Date:
Anything where I can get to know her better without me worrying about if anybody hears how stupid I sound or how dumb I might look when I've fallen for her.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: A sexy pair of panties showing all the right curves on a woman's ass. I like me a nice firm butt, accompanied by bright eyes & a beautiful smile.
Turn offs: Lying & cheating/infidelity.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm a nice guy once you get past the wise-cracks.