Interests & Hobbies
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Internet connection, sex, tea, kisses, headphones.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Join me in a private show and I might tell you...
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Here, right now
Hobbies:
When I'm not shaking my arse or flashing my boobs, I like to take photos of things. I love baking unhealthy things (which will explain the size of my bum), and reading scienc-y type things.
Talents:
I can fit my fist in my mouth, and suck my own toes. I can also make the perfect cup of tea! I have healing hands, and my massages with take you to another level.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons - Sense of humour. An obvious passion in something. Being able to have a conversation.
Turn offs - Rude and impolite people. People who use "humour" or "banter" to say horrible things. Demanding people.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I promise to make you laugh (whether with or at me). If you ever need to win a pub quiz, I am a fountain of useless knowledge. And if that fails, my boobs are hypnotically jiggly.
When I'm not sharing random facts, I'm a goldmine of incredibly filthy stories, so if you're wanting a wild time you'd better strap in!