Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Eat ass, take naps.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
My friends, my dog, wine, whiskey, & weed
Favorite Books:
Less than Zero, Slaughterhouse Five, Catcher In The Rye
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Dance around in my underwear singing at the top of my lungs (badly)
Favorite Songs:
Bob Dylan, Bruce Springsteen, 80s music, oldies
Favorite Movies:
The Departed, The Graduate
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Flown a plane, been gang banged, moved across the country on a whim, wandered around the city until the sun rose.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
On stage doing stand up comedy. Or taking a nap.
Hobbies:
Comedy, hiking, hanging with friends, watching movies/TV, pole dancing
Talents:
I can say the alphabet backwards and fist my own butthole
Perfect Mate:
Funny, outgoing, kind, intelligent. Looks don't matter to me nearly as much as personality.
Perfect Date:
Seeing a show, getting drinks at a dive bar, kicking your ass at darts, then going home to dance around in our underwear, drink wine, take a bubble bath and fuck til the sun comes up.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: Funny people, smart people, people who are nice to others.
Turn offs: Rude people, being obnoxious, being needy/clingy/insecure
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I am literally the coolest chick ever okay.