Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
It's different for everyone, and you don't fully know what yours was until the very end.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Internet, my kids(yes, I am a MILF), my porn, my phone, air conditioning
Favorite Books:
Anything Janet Evanovich, James Patterson, or Steven King
What I Like To Do For Fun:
masturbate, work out, meet new people(especially those as deviant in the bedroom), flirt, play with new looks and outfits
Favorite Songs:
Radioactive, Oomph, Rammstein, TaTu, The Beatles, Florence and the Machine, Five Finger Deathpunch
Favorite Movies:
Inglorious Bastards, The Dark Knight Rises, Wayne's World, Beauty and the Beast
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Stealing my mom's rabbit vibrator and squirting all over her bedroom carpet.(there is still a stain and they have no idea where it came from)
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
In a 5 bedroom house with my own private studio
Hobbies:
Painting, sewing, reading, dancing, yoga, sex, cooking
Talents:
No gag reflex, I can sew anything from scratch by just looking at a photo of the clothes, I can find new and odd food combinations that work perfectly together in the end
Perfect Mate:
Men: Tall, broad shoulders, threatening demeanor, beautiful smile, a bit of a troubled past, Marine or former marine, dark eyes
Women: Average height or shorter, firm breasts, full lips, dark hair, hourglass figure
Perfect Date:
Dine-in movie(comedy or bloody horror), lots of good alcohol, sex in either the theater bathroom or the car in the parking lot
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: sensual touch, a bit of violence, dom/sub, oral, porn with a good plot or real interaction, Tom Hardy, Eli Roth
Turn offs: Ed Hardy, Hipsters, Guidos, people who wear military clothes if they never have been in the military
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I am odd, I take orders well, I am willing to please others, I take joy in the pleasure of others