Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
The meaning of life is boobs.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
porn, porn, porn, water, porn
Favorite Books:
Books are for them smart people!
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Sit on my ass
Favorite Songs:
Nine Inch Nails, Limp Bizkit, The Smashing Pumpkins. The Birthday Massacre, Deftones, Filter, Modest Mouse, The Postal Service
Favorite Movies:
Fight Club, Pink Flamingos, Donnie Darko, Garden State, Bongwater, A Dirty Shame, Polyester, way too many horrible movies to list.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Too many to list here...
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Back in Hell where I belong...
Hobbies:
trolling, and other anti social behaviors.
Talents:
Making things vanish between my tits!
Perfect Mate:
The filthiest man alive!
Perfect Date:
First we go to white castle. After that we lay on the bed of your truck. We look at the stars, fuck, and about 9 months later we pop out a fucking baby!
Turn Ons/Offs:
turn ons- beer bellys, missing front teeth, greasy, oooh and I love a man who loves Nascar! <3
turn offs- Good hygiene (showering everyday is BAD for you..) corporate job, and white teeth.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I have really big boobs.