Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Love.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Fat kitties, dark chocolate, sex with my husband AND girls, and I'm pretty sure - air and water.
Favorite Books:
Nerdy books about sex, like The History of Sexuality Vol 1 by Michael Foucault, Sex at Dawn by Cacilda Jetha and Christopher Ryan, Bound and Gagged: Pornography and the Politics of Fantasy in America by Laura Kipnis, Slow Sex: The Art and Craft of Female Orgasm by Nicole Daedone, Deviant Desires by Katharine Gates.
Childhood favorites like Island of the Blue Dolphins.
1984 by George Orwell and Brave New World by Aldous Huxley.
A New Earth by Eckhart Tolle.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Throwing bananas at cars on the freeway. Singing songs to my cats. Juggling hamsters and the occasional gerbil (but never guinea pigs, too large). Touring cheese factories. Picking my nose. Flying through outer space. But mostly: yoga, meditation, reading,
Favorite Songs:
Favorite bands EVER = Tool and A Perfect Circle. Runners up = Incubus, DJ Hype (D&B!), Nero (tween wave!), Oasis, Sneaker Pimps, Matisyahu, Collie Buddz.
Favorite Movies:
Shortbus, But I'm a Cheerleader, Old School, Ghostbusters, Anchorman, Secretary, Pretty Woman, Empire Records.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Being walked on a leash at a local bar. Meeting a guy from craigslist with a friend, to take us to a private swinger's party while on vacation in NYC (and not being murdered!). Making fetish porn. Fucking outside a church. Fucking behind a storage unit on the USC campus. Dressing up in a latex dress and singing Rihanna's S&M at a seminar with middle aged normies. Going to a rave wearing only pasties, thong panties & fuzzy leg warmers.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Wherever I am is the place to be.
Hobbies:
Reading, writing, yoga, laughing at my cats, manifesting grilled cheese sandwiches, raves and swinger's clubs when I get the chance, pondering the mysteries of the universe.
Talents:
#1 Baton twirler of Orange County. Not really. My toes are double jointed though. And I do a mean seal impression. On second thought, its a nice seal impression.
Perfect Mate:
Makes me laugh, loves my craziness AND nerdiness, goes on adventures with me AND lounges at home in PJs.
Perfect Date:
Eating pizza, fucking, and getting ice cream. Raves and after-fucking. And of course, long walks on the beach.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Ons: Laughing, making out like teenagers, roleplaying, power exchange, butt sex, the smell of my partner's sweat, girls with curves, pussy eating (giving & receiving), lightly rubbing my clit, watching my husband with other chicks, being choked, light slapping & spanking, body worship (giving & receiving), knee socks, trying new kinky things.
Offs: Douchebaggery, guys wearing socks while fucking, boring sex.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm fun, funny, and will probably teach you something about sex you didn't know before.
Such as how to have amazing anal sex. And other things you can read on my sex blog.
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