Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
To find a small piece of happiness in a world full of chaos.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
my iPhone,
vibrator,
iPad,
animals, and
cheese
Favorite Books:
Happy Birthday To You! by Dr Seuss and
A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess
What I Like To Do For Fun:
pet my cat,
watch say yes to the dress reruns,
masturbate,
steam clean my house, and
call my mom
Favorite Songs:
find my youtube page: KittyPatrick
Favorite Movies:
Scarface, my favorite romantic movie and
anything with Statham, The Rock, or John Cena
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Ok this one time I let a guy put his p*nis in my mouth but shhhhh don't tell anyone.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I'd be with you.
Hobbies:
running with scissors,
taking long showers,
getting naked,
napping,
being inappropriate, and
dispensing dog medication to my disabled dog
Talents:
self lubrication,
pissing off my mom,
expert ramen noodle and eggo waffle maker, and
technical genius (hey I made it here so shut up)
Perfect Mate:
YOU
Perfect Date:
sex, herb, food, repeat. With lots of smartwater.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons:
a good credit score,
loyalty, and
compassion for animals
Turn offs:
being on unemployment,
lying, and
being a bad kisser
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
you can formulate your own answer since you've read about me this far