Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Clowning is love. Clowning is life.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Coffee, high heels, rainy days, my bed, and the beach.
Favorite Books:
Anything Stephen King.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
What don't I do?
Favorite Songs:
Maynard James Keenan is my god.
Favorite Movies:
The Stand, Party Monster, The Green Mile
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I'd be right where I am.
Hobbies:
Hooping, Pole Dancing, Failing at juggling, Balloon Animals
Talents:
I can make a really cool balloon animal doggy!
Perfect Mate:
Captain Spaulding
Perfect Date:
A romantic fuck in front of the Ringling Bros. audience
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn On: Greasepaint
Turn Off: Axe Body Spray and Cheap Dates
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
If nothing else, I'm great for comic relief.