Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
So far I have found no meaning to my life. The empty days blur into each other in a haze of disappointment and sorrow. I wake each morning with the single hope that today I might find someone who'll love me and go to bed each night with the sad realisation that I haven't found that person and probably never will. I'm only here as I lack the bravery to kill myself.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Food, water, oxygen, light, heat.
Favorite Books:
Woman Hating: A Radical Look at Sexuality by Andrea Dworkin and
Hustler Magazine
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Torture small animals.
Favorite Songs:
Anything by GG Allin.
Favorite Movies:
Ishtar
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Murdered my parents.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Heaven.
Hobbies:
Copious Masturbation.
Talents:
The ability to repulse women from all over the world.
Perfect Mate:
Whoever will have me.
Perfect Date:
23rd November 1984
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn Ons: women.
Turn Offs: Morons.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm incredibly funny and interesting.