Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
pussy
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
tissues, cam girls, porn, lotion, my hand
What I Like To Do For Fun:
jerk my lonely loser dick
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn-ons: women I'll never have, who will only laugh at me and reject me
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
there isn't any, i'm boring