Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Carpe Diem, no, wait...42, no, wait...
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Good wine, my smartphone, sex, chocolate, and oxygen.
Favorite Books:
Anything on my Kindle
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Sex...Wheeeee!
Favorite Songs:
Broadway musicals, comedy songs, anything I can dance to. Blues.
Favorite Movies:
Lord of the Rings trilogy, Serenity, The Matrix, The Nightmare before Christmas
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
This is crazy, right? Naked Twister at a party? That count?
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I'd be on a cruiseship heading to someplace warm and tropica with a large frozen drink in my hand, and lobster tail in the other hand. I'll figure out where to keep the melted butter.
Hobbies:
I love to cook, create things, and swim.
Talents:
I am very creative in so many ways...
40 H boobs that are talented on their own :)
Large labia, natural carpet, no hardwood floors.
Perfect Mate:
Smart, funny, caring. Not afraid to look silly in public.
Perfect Date:
A bottle of wine and a picnic lunch at the beach.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn-ons: Intelligence, respect, a great sense of humor.
Turn-offs: Lack of respect, acting like an idiot (as opposed to acting silly, which is just fine) Trolls. Actual mythical creatures are fine, idiots who come in my room just to be difficult are not.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm smart, funny, and humble lol. I have a great twisted sense of humor, love Monty Python, and don't take myself too seriously.