Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
live that shit. Learn to laugh at yourself. Never give more than you can afford to lose.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
love
dick
money
power
praise
Favorite Books:
Anything written by Palahniuk or King.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
fun? in this economy???
Favorite Songs:
Anything but country
Favorite Movies:
Pulp Fiction, "The Land Before Time" series, All Dogs Go to Heaven, The Exorcist, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Mr.Nobody, Being John Malkovich, The Princess Bride
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
That depends on who you ask...
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I miss Las Vegas!
Hobbies:
Art on canvas, auto mechanics/racing, breeding Siamese fighting fish, growing legal medical marijuana, making beautiful art and jewelry from small bones I find and other dead things, gardening, sucking dick, pleasing my Master even if it hurts, riding dick, misbehaving and being punished for my impulses, smoking, drinking, making bad jokes
Talents:
Being disobedient, finding adventure, sucking dick so hard I throw up, growing cannabis, eating my weight in junk food, drinking too much wine, stretching my tight little pussy, keeping a good attitude, and keeping secrets...
Perfect Mate:
Dominant, intelligent, easy going yet firm, loves to laugh, always down for adventure, worships me as much as I do them.
But I'm a switch...so I'll also take advantage of--
slutty little bitch boys who need to be put in their place and controlled by a sexy and firm dominant woman to control their pathetic needs and orgasms.
Perfect Date:
We can go out and commit felonies or lay in bed eating pizza. I'm down for whatever as long as I'm with you.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn on: Jokes, compliments, admiration, big dicks, small dicks, women in total, cumshots, huge dildos, gifts, money, fast cars, tattoos, piercings, short skirts, butt plugs, attention, danger, public places, fulfilling your every desire
Turn off: Too serious, too frugal, too careful, too closed off.
Let me fuck your mind....just the tip???
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
fuck around and find out