Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
She is a champagne princess, a little 4:20 hunny. A splash of class and sass, all mixed up in a whisky glass. She has a heart of gold, and a soul thats old.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Ocean/beach/pool, good music, lemons, my bed, and, of course, my family.
Favorite Books:
'1984' by George Orwell. Other than that I don't really read, cause I'm slow at it.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
My favorite place is the beach... I go as often as possible. It's my happy place and my escape!
Favorite Songs:
Top 12 Favorite Albums of All Time: Pretty Hate Machine by Nine Inch Nails; Full Moon Fever by Tom Petty, Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd; Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too by New Radicles; Appetite for Destruction by Guns N Roses; Disintegration by The Cure, Violator by Depeche Mode; Self Titled by Third Eye Blind; Stunt by Barenaked Ladies; Ghost in the Machine by The Police, Enema of the State by Blink182; Bleed American by Jimmy Eat World.
Favorite Movies:
I tend to watch tv shows a lot more than movies, to be honest. I have a hard time sitting through an entire movie. I do like Grandma's Boy, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Step-Brothers, Anchorman... I like to binge on TruTV's World's Dumbest, History's Ancient Aliens and Alone, Discovery's Naked and Afraid, BBC's Blue Planet and Planet Earth, Netflix's Orange Is the New Black and Making A Murderer, Investigate Discovery's Evil Lives Here, Evil Talks, and See No Evil, Oxygen's Snapped, TLC's My 600 Lb Life and Skin Tight, plus A&E's Hoarders and Intervention.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I like to frequent nude beaches and love to skinny dip!
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Naked on a deserted tropical island... No, seriously. No social media, no clothes, no drama, no concrete walls; just my naked self and a beautiful tropical island. I'd also love to go to Amsterdam, Dubai, and Greece one day!
Hobbies:
Mh FAVORITE place is the beach... but I also enjoy shooting (I have a Glock 43 9mm, a Taurus 809, an AR15, and a few .22s), shopping on Amazon, traveling, going out, and politics.
Talents:
DP! And balancing a normal family public life with a taboo sex work career life!
Perfect Mate:
Someone who's kind, knows how to be sweet, loving and caring, has an open mind, is interesting and can keep a conversation going, can make me laugh my ass off, is frisky in and out the bedroom, likes to analyze and think, someone passionate about everything in life, from sex to interests, and likes to spoil their lady!
Perfect Date:
A long walk on the beach after anal!
Turn Ons/Offs:
Rude guys. Egotistical assholes. Womanizers. (Unless it's a submissive role-play!) People who have a low self esteem, don't know how to handle it, and act out because of it. Also, I will take cum anywhere, but I HATE it in my hair! I also am not a big fan of playing 20 questions, and I really don't appreciate guys who think MFC is a dating site...
Also, I AM NOT A THERAPIST NOR A PUNCHING BAG! I am a good person but time is money and I am NOT your personal free therapist NOR will I be your punching bag for your problems!
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm very much a social misfit. I have a very unique, contradictory life. I chose quality over quantity when it comes to human interaction and friends. I have a very normal "public" personal life that revolves around my kids and family. Online, while still the same person, I am like an iceberg... there's so much more to me than meets the eye!