Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
42.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1) My best friend. He's the most awesome person in the world.
2) Red lipstick. So fierce.
3) My vibrator. Self explanatory.
4) My comfiest sweatshirt. Best when paired with yoga pants, messy hair, and bright red lipstick.
5) My phone, because I'm a basic white bitch.
Favorite Books:
Lolita is my favourite book. Humbert is the most revolting interesting narrator I've ever seen.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I reddit. A lot.
Favorite Songs:
I love most genres. I particularly love Lana Del Rey, Steely Dan, The Wytches, The XX... I love chilled out, dreamy music.
Favorite Movies:
I AM OBSESSED WITH JURASSIC PARK
I have been waiting for JP IV since 2004. No joke. I was seven and remember freaking out to my mum when it was announced. I've seen Jurassic World five times in the cinema. Yeah, it's pretty weird.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Take some ridiculous drug when on a night out with my best friend, pass out in Trafalgar Square lying on a lion, throw up what looked like a kidney, and get moved on by a pitying police officer who clearly thought we were some sort of a tragic couple. Blacked out totally for the rest of the night, with only one vague memory of me and him running across the road with our eyes shut and cars hooting wildly. Incidentally, the dumbest thing I've ever done too. Two birds with one stone.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
The Carribean, sipping a pina colada by the beach.
Hobbies:
I love WWE. No joke. I love indy wrestling too, I saw Progress the other day in London. Awesome to see Zack Sabre Jr wrestle in front of like 100 people.
Also I learn Italian in my spare time, and I love makeup.
Talents:
...This is depressing. I'm pretty good at makeup, I guess.
Perfect Mate:
Jon Moxley.
Perfect Date:
We meet at midnight in a beautiful countryside field, stare at the moon, drink wine and talk about life.
Turn Ons/Offs:
I'm kinda into DDLG.
I don't like misogynists.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm one cool dude. Goddamn it MFC, this isn't a dating site, I'm here to show you some rad titties.