Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
whether you think you can, or you think you cant, you're right.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
My truck, weed, daily dick, instant pot, money, unfortunately.
Favorite Books:
Does cosmo count...? LOL jk i love postapocalyptic scenarios and future society type books, although one of my favs was the Clan of the cave bear, which is based on the Neanderthal period.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I try to do pullups on stuff and jumprope and stuff like that. ninja training. i love to fish and ride atvs and get muddy, i tear shit up.
Favorite Songs:
I listen to variety of music, mostly older Country and rap/ pop, i do get into alternative moods and i have punk rock days. I love Kane Brown, Chris Young, Josh Turner, Post Malone, Falling in reverse, and Breaking Benjamin. Their voices are eargasms.
Favorite Movies:
I love Pacific rim and Jurassic world .
ANYTHING DISNEY.
But i mostly just watch documentaries , ocean and jungle ones are my favorite.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Get bent over in the movie theatre watching smurfs
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
the Great Barrier Reef of Australia. maybe the Tasmanian jungle after.
Hobbies:
Yoga and a little tumbling im getting into calisthenics, i like to twerk when i clean, can find me stretching on random things most days. i like to paint too!
Talents:
I can be really creative! i can do a one handed cartwheel. i can do 1 pullup as of this moment , will update soon. Flexible!
Can make you smile from a few thousand miles away. can operate 4x4 equipment, ha
Perfect Mate:
Buys me truck parts and fucks me daily. Always slap my ass when i walk by.
Perfect Date:
looking up at the stars in the bed of my truck in the middle of nowhere, while your head is between my thighs.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Big trucks and big cocks, muscles/ hondas and bitchyboys
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
People look at you like youre a little weird but, you know, ive always been a little weird, so its no big deal. Everybody who knows me expects that.
-Bob Ross
does anybody even read these?