Interests & Hobbies
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
titties, trinkets, art, netflix, dry humor
Favorite Songs:
TOOL, Puscifer, A Perfect Circle, The Smashing Pumpkins, Gorillaz, Die Antwoord, Cynic, Tomas Dvorak, Floex, Tycho, Grimes, Beck, Primus, Death In June, Coil, Lustmord, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Grateful Dead, Bjork, Santana, Ty Segall, Frank Zappa, WAR, Nirvana, Einsturzende Neubauten, Deftones, Alice In Chains, System of A Down, Rush, Marilyn Manson, The Killers, Michael Jackson, Johnny Cash, Pink Floyd, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Marley, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Daft Punk, Messhugah, David Bowie, Akara.
Favorite Movies:
Anything Hayao Miyazaki, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Dead Alive, Alien movies, Prometheus, Slither, The Sorcerer and the White Snake, Green Snake, Tokyo Gore Police, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotted Mind, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Paprika, Freddy Got Fingered, Tim & Eric's Billion Dollar Movie, Creepshow, Beetlejuice, Bubba Ho-Tep, Tim Burton films, Coraline, My Name is Bruce, David Lynch films, The Cell, Ace Ventura, Tank Girl, SLC Punk!, Dumb & Dumber, Trick R' Treat, The Bride of Chucky, Wayne's World, Big Fish, Hellraiser, House of 1000 Corpses, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Labyrinth, Drag Me To Hell, The Fifth Element, The Fountain, District 9, Kill Bill, Leon the Professional, Pulp Fiction, The Big Lebowski, 2001: A Space Odyssey.
SHOWS: The X-Files, Sailor Moon, Ren & Stimpy, Adventure Time, True Blood, King of the Hill, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Trailer Park Boys, Aeon Flux, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Shameless, Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, The Office, Doctor Who, Arrested Development, Portlandia, Eastbound & Down, Squidbillies, Ancient Aliens, Cosmos, Tales From the Crypt, Metalocalypse, Breaking Bad, Old SNL, Children's Hospital, Twin Peaks, ATHF, The Boondocks, Futurama, WKUK, Californication, South Park.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I'd be jerking off Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld simultaneously... that's more of a "if you could do anything" answer right? I guess I'll just say SPACE.
Hobbies:
In my spare time I draw, paint, read, craft, hike around in the woods, and watch a lot of anime, horror and sci-fi.
Talents:
I'm an artist. I'm mostly a painter, but I draw as well and I love making dioramas. I also love incorporating bugs & bones into whatever I can.
Perfect Mate:
must meet these perfectly reasonable qualifications:
- You love Tool/Maynard
- You love horror movies as much as I do
- You are an artist
- You love Evil Dead/Bruce Campbell
- You like shitty B movies
- You love nature
- You're fascinated by aliens & the ancient aliens theory
- You understand why Tim & Eric are funny.
Perfect Date:
Either hiking and spending the day in nature or sitting inside with some hot cocoa watching a shitty B-Movie on netflix.... or just listening to Tool together and doing romantic stuffs :3
Turn Ons/Offs:
ask me bitch
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm weird and spontaneous and I will keep you thoroughly entertained.