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Lithosaurus
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Profile Headline: I once shaved a Zebra and found it was a Tiger in disguise. True Story.
Last Login: 4 years ago
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Username: Lithosaurus
Gender: Male
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Eyes: Blue
Age: 37
Country: United Kingdom
Sexual Preference: Straight
Smoke: Non Smoker
Drink: Non Drinker
Drugs: Never
Marital Status: Single
Occupation/Major: Luna-tic lol.
School: School Of Barney Stinson. True Story.
Favorite Food: Mints :P
Pets: I have many ducks...
About Me: Hi, i'm Lith and i'm a level 23 human but a level 7 billion dinosaur lol.
My special abilities are:
Lith Logic - I can bend normal logic to unimaginable lengths to prove my point lol.
Throwing - I can throw rocks, melons, pumpkins, pretzels, leaves, muffins and cabbages.
Confusion - Because a camel needs a submarine.
Sarcasm - Used with deadly force.


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Meaning of Life: Life is a characteristic that distinguishes objects that have signaling and self-sustaining processes from those that do not...what do you mean that's not what you asked? :P
Five Things I Can't Live Without: Air, blood, food, water and light :D
Wait, mirror needs to be in there somewhere lol.
Luna!! For my Luna-tic addiction lol.
Favorite Books: Cabbage Throwing by Lithorus.
Johnny The Homicidal Maniac.
What I Like To Do For Fun: Cabbage juggling
Celery poking
Use the mighty ability of....sarcasm!!
Randomly confuse people.
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Favorite Movies: The Great Lithorus: Rubi Slayer.
The Day Nuknfuts got Cabbaged.
Jurassic Park 4: Lithosaurus & The Duck.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: Become a dinosaur :D
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now: It would be somewhere shiny, with a cabbage farm and a duck pond. Or maybe in your imagination...*spooky music*
Hobbies: I have many varied and interesting hobbies that includ....oh, shiny!!
Talents: Cabbage Throwing.
Being random.
Googling...don't make it sound dirty :P
Perfect Date: 7!!
Turn Ons/Offs: Switches, buttons and sensors turn things on/off...
Best Reason to Get to Know Me: When i take over the world, only people who know me shall remain lol.
I can tunnel into zoos...but shhh, it's a secret.
I'm an excellent secret keeper...
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hello baby. u have nice profile. do u want me to strip and to play for u in pvt?
You have pets now! I love how the shit that goes on in there sticks. Haha!
...... OH GREAT how shall i remain if you plan on killing and cooking me buddy lol
Hey!!! I'm worried about you! Where have you been?

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