Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Is COSMIC expansion and Pussy.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Water.
Food.
Doc Marten Boots.
Vintage American Apparel.
A sense of humor.
Smartassery.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Nude Sunbathing.
Favorite Songs:
I'm a DJ...
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Topless diverolling in the snow.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Beachside mustache riding in Belize.
Hobbies:
Psychedelic booty shorts.
Talents:
Anal Slut. Gagging. Wallet rape. Crocheting tiny thong bikinis 4 you.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Making you beg. Wallet rape. Black vinyl, patent leather, and latex. Ballbusting. Your chastity.