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Username: Longshanks68
Gender: Male
Body Type: Athletic
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Hazel
Weight: 220 pounds
Height: 76 inches
Age: 50
City: Seattle
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Straight
Smoke: Herb
Drink: Light
Drugs: Party
Marital Status: Divorced
Occupation/Major: Retired Auto Tech/ Aspiring Porn Star/ Beginner WebMaster
School: Associates Degree (very close)
Favorite Food: Mexican or Italian
Pets: none, had a cat
Automobile: 1979 Chevrolet Camaro, 2004 Honda Civic, 1994 Nissan Sentra
About Me: I love weed, beer, and other drugs, history, crime and discovery shows, nature, animals, photography, my hot rod Camaro, meeting awesome people, experiencing new things, and much more. I'm looking for honest and communicative friends. Some words about me, according to me, in no particular order. Kind, considerate, generous, compassionate, empathetic and affectionate. Outgoing, outspoken, open minded, honest sometimes to a fault, trustworthy, loyal, laid back and very sexual. Sincere, genuine, good listener, cute, flirty and handsome. Curious, opinionated, interested, good sense of humor, very real. I love to laugh - even at myself, sarcastic, witty, funny, alpha male. Honestly, I hate labels cause I'm just me. In order to be "friends with benefits" we have to be friends first...or at least friendly, right? I believe in NO EXPECTATIONS. Pictures, emails, text messages and what not are one thing - actually meeting in person is another. Meeting and talking in person is much better as you can watch facial expressions and hear tone of voice and body language which allows an opportunity to judge anothers honesty and what they are really trying to express. In person, the attraction may not be there for either involved, having no expectations eases any awkwardness of an in person meeting...don't expect anything from me and I won't expect anything from you. I'm real and HONEST about myself/my looks/my body/my quirks/ my confidence/ my sex and everything in between and I expect the same in return. Above all else, be HONEST about anything and everything and we will be cool. Liars are a waste of my time, just be real. If I don't like what you have to say you'll know it but I will always respect honesty.
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Meaning of Life: Life sucks and youll never get out of it alive! Enjoy as much as you can, don't be a cunt or asshole, be honest and trustworthy and do as you say you will and leave things better than when you arrived and maybe this world wouldn't suck as bad as it does!
Five Things I Can't Live Without: Sex/ My Daughter/ My Camaro/ My Friends/ My incredible looks and personality/ Things i don't WANT to live without: Everything from first list plus/ Drugs/ My health/ Music/ My Home / Money/ The Internet/
Favorite Books: Reference Manuals/History Books
What I Like To Do For Fun: Doing special things with my daughter, (those days are over)/ Sex/ Webcamming\ Drugs\ Hot women/ Hanging out with friends/ Driving fast in my Camaro/ Driving slow in my Camaro/ Looking at my Camaro/ Washing my Camaro/ Fucking in my Camaro/ Restoring and modernizing my Camaro/ Live Rock Concerts/ Playing on internet/ Working on my website,www.Cumfort.Me/ Intelligent conversations with intelligent open minded people/
Favorite Songs: I appreciate all music, i prefer rock to hard rock, 80s metal, Kiss, Motley Crue, Ozzy Osbourne, Miles Kennedy/ Alter Bridge I love live music and being from Seattle esp during the 90s was really fun. Ive seen hundreds of bands live. Ive meet many members of many Seattle bands including Heart, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam and Queensryche.
Favorite Movies: Pulp Fiction/ We are the Millers/ Anything from QuentinTarantino/ Shawshank Redemption
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: I could write an entire book here! Heres one, I climbed out of one car going down the freeway at 60mph and into another car driving along side the first car, just to meet the random hot chicks that were in car #2. That night worked out well! lol I have a million stupid/crazy things ive done, mostly for a chance at a piece of ass! lol I once asked the hot chick at McDonalds drive thru window if i could change my order to a Hip Shake and an order of thighs, she crawled out the window and jumped in my car and had an awesome night, lol
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now: Dead, Expired, Done, Over, Worm Food! But since that's not an option at this point, ill go with,,, out on a nice sunny day cruising my Camaro with t tops off, with a good, honest hot and sexy woman and listening to some kick as loud music.
Hobbies: Rebuilding/Modernizing my Camaro/ Sex/ Porn/ Geocaching/ Drugs/ Music
Talents: GM and ASE Certified in all 9 areas of auto repair/ Getting Laid/Sex/ Hustling/ I Never Lie/ I always try to do the "right" thing, even if its negative to me and it usually is, lol
Perfect Mate: Hot, Sexy, Confident, Honest, Non Jealous, Trustable, Cam Model, Smart, Appreciative, Loves Live Music, Love Hot Rod Cars
Perfect Date: I don't date! Dating is for high school kids! We are adults here and we know what we want, let's be adults and not play the fucking games! Quit wasting my time!
Turn Ons/Offs: Turn offs Bitches that ask for tokens constantly! Bitches that ask for tokens to view me or while they are viewing me. Im fucking hot and there's no way you should be paid to look at my sexy body. I have many very hot cam models here and on other sites that view me everytime i run my cam! And these girls are my friends and i look forward to seeing them! I'm sure there's plenty of guys that need charged to view them as they are repulsive. But if you enjoy someones body and you view them often, why the fuck you think do u should be paid? And while you are watching my cam and you ask for tokens to see your body? Fuck off!!!! Pay me or show me something or don't view my cam! Bitches get banned! I don't hesitate! Life is too short for cunts and assholes! "Menu" pricing for webcam Models! Stupid! You seriously think i should pay you to be my friend? lol Fuck Off! You want me to pay so you will talk to me? You aint that important! LOL Fuck Off! You just lost a potential "sale"! Flashing Tits/Pussy/Ass for anything over 25 to 50 tkns, Fuck You! Look around there are many models at anytime showing Tits/Pussy/Ass for for free. You aren't any better than them! I promise! ( See my theory on clothed stingy models vs carefree naked models) Tokens for flashing should only be used if someone asking for something prematurely or out of order. Play some games on cam to assemble some viewers and just put on a show, lots of viewers will arrive and you will get tipped. You will accumulate a following, these people are your best asset, don't fuck it up! Just cuz someone in room didn't tip does not matter, you should be getting plenty of tips! Models that only show off in private cuz they don't want anyone who hasn't paid to see them naked, grow up! That naked time to those who did not pay is called FREE ADVERTISING. They like what they see and they will be back! There's too many premadonna models who think their shit don't stink but i'm telling you, they do stink and they represent themselves as low level cunts that don't deserve respect! These bitches are taking the fun out of camming and if the fun isn't there, then why would guys who are ready to spend money spend their money on something that isn't fun?? You use your greedy tactics and you will eventually ruin camming for everyone! Consider this: Scenario 1 Cam girl just sits there fully clothed and charges for anything and everything. When she is paid, she takes it to private so nobody gets something for nothing! LOL your fucking yourself over at this point and you're a greedy bitch! Notice she has 0 to 15 viewers and they don't stay long when they do stay. She goes home with less tokens per day then i do! LOL Scenario 2 Same model but shes active, she talks with all who engage her, plays little games or has events, puts on a show without begging for tokens for anything, makes her room fun, she has hundreds and sometimes thousands of viewers at a time and the tips are rolling in! I've watched rooms with up to 8k viewers and these women are making very good money! 6k! 10K! 20K per month! Ive watched and counted as models make 1000 dollars and more in a 3 hour show! This model is also gaining lots of followers who will likely do anything for her! If you are new to camming, get ahold of me and i will walk you through the many many facets of making money as a camgirl, you don't make all your money on cam, there's lots more to easily be made.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me: I'm a great person, last of a dying breed. If you're my friend, ill back you up till the end. I'm confident and funny and i'm fair as well as handsome and a great unselfish lover! I don't sugar coat anything and i'm very blunt and to the point. If i say something, there's no need to read anything into anything as i mean, word for word, exactly what i said! I was auto tech for 30 years, i'm very confident that i can fix any car. I try not to judge and i don't lie! I try to do everything i say i will and i respect other peoples property, opinions and feelings.(Until they piss me off).

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