Meaning of Life:
Flash Attacks (In Public Only) |
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Ass Flash |
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Surprise Me |
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Pussy Flash |
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Full Body Tour |
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Naked Jams |
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The Strange and the Random (In Public Only) |
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Flex Show |
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Belly Dance |
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Teach Me Something Interesting, but Potentially Useless |
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Talk Nerdy to Me (In Public Only) |
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Intro into Literature |
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Show/Movie/Book Reviews |
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Exploring Sexual Philosophy |
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Wisdom from Hitting Herb |
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Mia Li Gift Shop (Order through MFC Mail) |
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Dirty Panties* |
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Naughty Knee-high Socks* |
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Sweaty Sports Bra* |
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1 Dozen Mia's Favorite Cookie* |
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Hand Transcribed Poem of your choice* |
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Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Books, running shoes, somewhere comfy to curl up in, delicious food, and friends.
Favorite Books:
Canonical: The Sun Also Rises
Non-Fiction: How We Decide
Play to Watch: Much Ado About Nothing
Play to Read: Waiting for Godot
Guilty Pleasure: Fanfiction
Throwback Love: Harry Potter
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Favorite Songs:
I listen to too much random shit that doesn't fall it one category. Anything from Katy Perry to The Eagles...Yeah, strange.
Favorite Movies:
Cerebral dramas, witty comedies (none of that slapstick bullshit, popcorn action movies, etc...
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
My standard of crazy is pretty transient. Ask me.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I would be running at my favorite cross country course or in bed with a book. Because I'm extreme like that.
Hobbies:
Rock climbing, working out, reading, writing, artsy fartsy mumbo jumbo, running, dancing, generally making bad jokes at inopportune moments.
Talents:
The usualreciting poetry, fucking, thumb-war master.
Perfect Mate:
Someone who actually uses that gray and white matter housed up in noggin.
Perfect Date:
My sense of romance is organic and probably very wet, but chances are if you give me my first bouquet of flowers and a baguette, I will jump up and down and be very happy.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn Ons:
Spacial awareness (which I don't have)
Ability to articulate themselves clearly
Intelligence
Open-mindedness
Have a hobby, goddamnit
Independent women, who happen to be bi and like Asians
Pragmatism
BDSM
Turn offs:
Serial killers (outside of Dexter Morgan)
Princesses (Also known as being a pretty, entitled bitch)
Irresponsibility
Laziness
Illiteracy
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Although I look as adorable and innocent as an anime character, I'm more of a hentai the more you talk to me. Yeah. Tentacles.
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