Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Live it to the fullest, each day as if it were your last, it might be. It is a gift and why it is called the 'PRESENT' No regrets, every experience is an opportunity to learn and grow as a person! Better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all!
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Oceans, mountains, love, laughter, someone to share it all with!
Favorite Books:
Charlotte's Web
What I Like To Do For Fun:
mud baths, good roll in the hay! Perv on MFC (yes, piglets do that too)
Favorite Songs:
FAVORITE: Which ever one is played specifically for me! Love all Music (Period!)
Favorite Movies:
The Muppets
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Long list there! Sex in Public Places,
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
In the arms, of a strong man who would make me feel safe and secure, and spending the rest of my life reassuring him of my love and devotion to only him!
Hobbies:
Going to the market, staying home, eating roast beef, having none, and masturbating until I SQUEAL WEE WEE WEE all the way home!
Talents:
Hmmm... many! Very talented. But fellacio is probably my best. Have you seen my snout? Perfection for the job, at least that's what I've been told. Receiving head from me 'Hog Heaven'!
Perfect Mate:
The one that ignites a flame in your heart and a fire in your crotch. One that you know you've known forever, and makes you smile by simple saying Hi. Knows your thoughts simply by looking into your eyes. Knows the real you, and loves and accepts you flaws and all. Lives life fully and prefers passion over fucking. When you have the first kiss your knees wobble, heart races faster & you fall in love instantly! (sappy, I know but true) When I meet him I will be the happiest woman on earth!
Perfect Date:
One outdoors with someone special near the mountains or the seas, on a blanket surrounded by hundreds of candles enjoying great dine, fine wine and ... .
Turn Ons/Offs:
ONS: STRAIGHT MEN, Bi-Women, Confident, Honest, Funny, Sexy and Passionate without even trying. Connecting on an emotional, intellectual and spiritual level. OFFS:INSECURE, JEALOUS, possessive or controlling, men. Liars, Untrustworthy, Fake People 'posers' who take life too seriously, obnoxious, stuck up folks who think their shit doesn't stink.
Unforgiving people who throw stones when they live in glass trailers
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Fun, Cheeky, Sarcastic, wicked sense of humor, love a good prank! Guys Gal, can hang with the fellas, knock back a few drinks, watch sports, perv on chicks, but feminine and a DIVA, love to shop and visit the spa and hang and flirt with girls. A true and classy woman, in every sense of the word.
Lady in the streets, HOG WILD in sheets!