Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
There is no meaning. There is no life. You don't actually exist. Neither do I.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
a good bed
Favorite Books:
porn
What I Like To Do For Fun:
use your imagination
Favorite Songs:
crust/metal/pop!
Favorite Movies:
porn
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Craziest thing i WANT to do... swing on the worlds biggest rope swing. Google that shit..
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Hell.
Hobbies:
Making stuff, sleeping, reading, causing trouble, visiting satan for the holidays, gardening, watching porn. . .
Talents:
X-ray vision.
Perfect Mate:
you, babe.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn offs: Asking if I like big dicks. It's overrated.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I wont make you pay for song requests.