Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Stay positive and woke
Favorite Books:
JTHM, Edgar Allan Poe Book of Stories and Poetry, Squee!, Devi, etc
Favorite Songs:
mc chris, Ninja Sex Party, Starbomb, Rush, Genesis, Andrew W.K., Bo Burnham, Wednesday 13, Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie, Grendel, Crystal Castles, Tupac, NWA, Ice Cube, etc
Favorite Movies:
Ghost Busters, Beetlejuice, American Psycho, Hellraiser, Silence Of The Lambs, The Last Unicorn, Mars Attacks!, Good Burger, The Goofy Movie, Space Jam
Hobbies:
Smoking hookah, studying the dead, being an old man stuck in a some chicks body, modifying my body, playing video games and dancing.
Talents:
Twerking, dancing hilariously, making anyone laugh, being weird, makeup, hair, sick burns and having grandpa swag.
Perfect Mate:
Will smoke with me, watch bad horror movies while eating pizza. A spastic nerdy spooky babe who will let me give them random blow jobs and knows how to diffuse my panic attacks. You'll have to be Gomez Addams to my Morticia.
Perfect Date:
Horror movies, cuddling and smoking
Turn Ons/Offs:
Ons:
. Slender
. Nerdy
. Spooky
. Beards
. Any Facial Hair
. Long hair
. Funny
. Looks good in anything
. Smells good
. Good
. Likes good music
Off:
. Rude
. Bigoted
. Racist
. Elitist
. Smells bad