Interests & Hobbies
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
my dick, my balls, budweiser, my '53 schwinn, and doritos
Favorite Books:
the illustrated man
Favorite Songs:
the Cramps
Favorite Movies:
yeah mostly porn
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
in your mom
Talents:
balancing a ladder on my nose
Perfect Mate:
tattooed beer drinker