Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
To eat bananas and fuck everything that moves.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Trees, bananas, monkey bitches, and my iPhone.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Play with my little monkey until it spits.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Threw my feces at someone.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Anywhere but this fucking zoo.
Perfect Date:
3 monkeys at once.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Smelly vagina is a turn off. I like slutty monkeys that like to be peed on.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm cute and furry. Plus I'll eat your wet smelly vagina.