Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Dont worry be happy.
It is what it is... tough shit, oh well cry me a river.
Be who you are and say what you feel. Those who mind dont matter and those who matter dont mind.
This too shall pass.
We are all one.
Whatever the meaning of life is nobody knows so lets just make the most of it.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Dick
Music
Weed
Animals
Friends
Oh wait... was this meant to be literal?
Okies...
Oxygen
Water
Food
Shelter
Dick*
Hahahaha
Favorite Books:
Steppenwolf - Hermann Hesse
Misery - Stephen King
Scary stories to tell in the dark - Alvin Schwartz
The alchemist - Paulo Coelho
The dark tower series - Stephen King
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Im kind of a home body. I get that it is super lame but I like to chill listen to music or go to shows. I Color, do makeup, make crafts, or if Im really being honest i like to fuck in public places, dance, mosh, smoke pot and masturbate. Hahaha does that count as things to do for fun??
Favorite Songs:
Whew! This could go on forever! I like a little bit of everything and Im open to anything but I mostly fancy punk rock and metal and a lot of the old school hip hop.
Ill try to keep this some what short but music is what makes me high and theres just too much to narrow it down in one paragraph.
Leftover crack.
Earthless
Kyuss
Queens of the Stone Age,
NOFX,
End of all,
Melvins,
Converge,
Coliseum,
Pig destroyer,
Bad religion,
Anti flag,
Vandals,
Voo do glow skulls,
Witch,
Days n dayz
Star fucking hipster,
Gaslight anthem,
We were promised jetpacks,
Flogging molly,
Whores,
Dwarves,
Sublime,
Alice in chains,
Portis head,
Corrosion of conformity,
Blue rodeo,
Blue oyster cult,
Toto,
Madonna,
Pat benatar
Bouncing souls,
English beat,
The attack,
Iron maiden,
Jimi Hendrix,
Misfits,
Dead boyz
Descendants,
Black flag,
Wu tang clan,
Action Bronson,
Run the jewels,
Fucked up,
Tupac,
213,
CNN,
Jay Z,
ASAP rocky,
Schoolboy q,
Kendrick Lamar,
Big L,
Big pun,
Ne-yo,
Usher,
112,
Boyz 2 men,
Bel biv devoe
Biggie,
Iggy and the stooges,
David Bowie,
The Rolling Stones,
The talking heads,
SIA,
Miley Cyrus,
The Beatles,
Mike Patton,
Miles Davis,
Elvin Bishop,
Etta James,
Taj Mahal,
Keb Mo,
Billy Preston,
Queen,
Thin Lizzie,
Cheap trick,
Nirvana,
Brain tentacles,
School damage,
We were sharks,
Nervosis
Enslaved,
Entombed,
Anastasi
Red fang,
Falconer,
The sword,
Pears,
Municipal waste,
Cannibal corpse,
Sleep,
Electric wizard,
Uncle acid,
Mastodon,
Rancid,
Integrity,
Off,
Dead tired,
Dead broke,
Melt banana,
Babyshambels
Baroness,
Mr. Bungle,
Soilent green,
Suicidal tendencies,
Buzzcocks,
Refused,
Social distortion,
No warning,
GG Allin,
Days n daze ,
Dark throne,
Black dalia murder,
Days of mourning,
Cursed,
Cult leader,
Party cat,
Dillinger escape plan,
Dark thoughts,
Career suicide,
Against me,
Ahhhhhhh okies I guess that will do for now. There are so many Im missing but I gotta stop this at some point Hahahaha. If anyone wanna talk music then name your artist!
Favorite Movies:
Oh man! So many to choose from! Alrighty lets see...
Pulp fiction
Half baked
Nightmare on elm street dream warriors
Psycho
Wolf of Wall Street
Me myself and Irene
State property
New jack city
Carlitos way
Inglorious basterds
Django unchained
Almost famous
Dazed and confused
Requiem for a dream
The craft
Alien series
Pop star
Traffic
Dodge ball
Zoo Lnder
Candy man
Fear and loathing in Las Vegas
Friday
Amittyville horror
The shining
Young Frankenstein
...and the list goes on and on hahaha.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Ok craziest thing that comes to mind is getting fucked in a public park in daytime and then heading to the local pub afterwards to finger this hot chick I met that night only to end up squirting all over the server as she brought us the Cheque.
Im sure there are crazier/better things I could list but I wouldnt want to incriminate myself now would I??! :)
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
If I could be anywhere it would be 1968 at a live Jimi Hendrix show trippin on acid and hanging out with people that I would have an orgy with later..... I need a time machine.
Hobbies:
Definitely collecting records and listening to music.
I like to make collages when Im bored.
I go to a lot of concerts/ shows and usually turn into a merch whore buying records and flair hahaha.
I like sewing patches on jackets and bags making my stuff unique to the things I like.
I study German language. Hope to be fluent one day.
Smoking/stretching with friends.
Day drinking in the parks when its hot outside.
Going to see movies.
Walking on the lakeside boardwalk.
Practicing makeup.
Meditation.
Smoking pot and masturbating. Hahahaha.
Talents:
Ive been told I do great impersonations of people and cartoon voices. Hahaha. If that counts.
I can make a mean old fashion.
Makeup applications
Everyone seems to rave about how enthusiastically I eat assholes ;)
Currently practicing better deep throat techniques. Practice makes perfect!
Perfect Mate:
A big tall man whos down to earth, honest and funny. Someone who is respectful and kind but not a push over. They also have to be into music so we can listen to and talk about it together. :)
Perfect Date:
Pick me up on a motorcycle and take me to a crazy house party with a bunch of your friends! Then we head to a NOFX show and hit the mosh pit and proceed to get properly fucked up on whiskey and beer. Afterwards we go back to your place with the hot chick we picked up that night and fuck each others brains out. Go for hangover breakfast in the morning and then do it all again sometime!
Turn Ons/Offs:
Hey now! Lets start with the positives first. My turn ons include:
Men who can take control and assert Dominance. I love to be ordered around and degraded like a dirty slut.
I love eating pussy
I love eating ass (ladies & gents)
Sucking dick makes my pussy wet and I like to try my best and challenge myself to deep throating.
Any play with my nipples especially having them sucked and licked.
Double penetration. Gotta have that DP baby.
I fantasize about getting gang banged and having multiple cocks to service.
Threesums are always nice:) weather it be MFF or MMF.
I Aim to please :)
Beards and tattoos are hot as fuck. And a sense of humour is always a bonus!
Im pretty much open to anything (NO POOP NO KIDS NO ANIMALS) as long as my partner(s)gets off and everybodys having fun!!
If theres anything you Lovelies wanna know just ask! xoxo
Ok so TURN OFFS now:
Anyone who has to brag or one up or show off too much. Especially at the expense of someone elses feelings. You look like an asshole putting down others in public. That shit doesnt impress anyone.
I absolutely hate arrogance and entitlement. Were all people here lets just be kind!
Unhygienic junk. Hahaha enough said.
Bad breath.
I guess that pretty much sums it up... Im just super open minded and its more about attitude than anything else for me. If youre cool and dont take yourself so seriously than Im pretty sure we can get up to no good ;)
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Im super fun and open minded and I aim to please!
Im happy to make new friends and I welcome anyone and everyone. At the very least, if I can offer what you want then Im here to provide!