Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
To enjoy it!
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Sunshine
Pillows
Water
Playfulness
Cuddles
Favorite Books:
Terry Pratchett, sci-fi, zombie and unicorn books, and sordid romances. I may like to read.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Everything is for fun!
Favorite Songs:
Just... don't even get me started. Anything I can dance to! I apologize in advance for what you might hear in my room...
Favorite Movies:
The Fifth Element, all the recent Marvel movies, Ghostbusters, Walt Disney Classics, Kill Bill, Jodhaa Akhbar, The Dark Knight, Despicable Me, Casablanca, the Hannibal series..
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Ate my peas with a knife.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Right here.
Hobbies:
Partying and bullshitting.
Talents:
Swinging my banhammer merrily! Twerking, hula hooping, sunning my sweet ass.
Perfect Mate:
One that turns into a pizza at 3 am.
Perfect Date:
They're all perfect with the right person. Even the ones where the car breaks down.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: Smart, funny, sweet, confident, likes animals, breaks concrete blocks with his foreheads, can fit a basketball in his glove compartment.
Turn offs: Foolish, cruel, arrogant, vicious, disrespectful, doesn't listen, breaks mirrors for the 7 years' bad luck, dying to eat whale blubber 'to know what it tastes like'. (It tastes salty. Everybody got that?)
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Because I am totally awesome and I think you're totally awesome too.