Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Mating?
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
my dishwasher, my camera, my flip flops, dark roast coffee, Oudh.
Favorite Books:
Cruel and Unusual Punishment
What I Like To Do For Fun:
i like to save those plastic trays that mushrooms come in.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
It involves a time machine. I'd go and have a look at 3015..
Hobbies:
repurposing everything in sight.
Talents:
The clit doesn't juggle or make coffee but it'll put you in your place in no time at all.
Perfect Mate:
I'm not fussy. I'l take anyone who can worship. It really IS all about me.
Perfect Date:
Depends who's being tied up.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: irreverence, intelligence, candlelight and patchouli.
Turn offs: all shades of grey.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
The older I get, the less patience and tolerance I have. I can deal with you if you're stupid, but if your heart is dark, I cannot.