She's miss...
loves dirt for diamonds,
gargles spiders...
stops time, steals lipstick.
Tonight she'll light one hundred cannons...
off one single cigarette.
She's fast- like snapping gun guys,
cold- like cellars bare foot...
and the only poem she knows is the club down the street.
My name is Melissa,
I can't really explain who I am to you, since I don't even really know myself all too well, but I hope all of these adjectives and tasks that I enjoy help start an outline.
I'm always fluctuating and evolving, so please excuse me if you don't meet "me" right away.
On a typical day I am:
Playing poker with some friends,
walking around trying to find a new oasis,
poking around in small family-owned shops,
kidnapping some friends who need to get out,
giggling to myself in dark rooms, browsing random shit on YouTube, (Cat videos, it always ends with cat videos)
making late runs to the store,
googling random things (like why it makes that weird feeling when you poke your belly button),
finding new cupcake recipes,
screaming songs off-key intentionally to piss off my friends,
giving people weird looks,
hanging out with a bunch of drunks and drinking coffee,
being extremely anti social and rolling myself up in a blanket to resemble a burrito while listening to sappy songs by Bright Eyes,
chain-smoking while doing the dishes,
cleaning my friends apartment,
playing video games (usually RPG's),
watching illegally downloaded seasons of (insert addictive t.v. show here),
smelling old books at the library (if you think this is odd, you've never smelt an old book before. YOU, not me, are the weirdo in this scenario),
possibly doing laundry,
D&D MUTHA SUCKA,
occasionally writing in all caps to show how excited/angry I am, adding onto this terribly long profile of mine,
listening to music and reading a book or...
singing along to the song and crafting or painting.
Not so typical, but whatever... I tried. 'A' for effort?
I'm currently reading Blood Of Requiem by Daniel Arenson.
As for shows, I don't really watch TV much anymore unless I'm at a friends house or illegally downloaded onto a computer. I mainly watch old anime re-runs with friends, Elfen Lied is my all-time favorite series. Lately, I've been sucked into Once Upon A Time. Also, Joss Whedon is amazing. Although if he decides to make more amazing shows, I'm sort of reluctant to watch them. Since his track record with shows being canceled doesn't look too great, and no one likes a good show being cock blocked by Fox. (Doll House, Serenity)
Speaking of Fox 'News', if you seriously consider that as a news source, it's definitely a deal-breaker. There's just no coming back from that. No matter how incredible you think you are.
In the context of live shows, you can never go wrong with a good punk rock show. I'm also pretty interested in theater. You can find the most interesting friends there and get into some exciting situations...
My music taste is diverse; I enjoy only some rap, like Sage Francis, but mostly punk rock, indie, rockabilly, techno, hard-style, some dubstep, ska punk, ska, and the good oldies. (Among much, much more...)
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Acrylic paint and a hand-stretched canvas,
the soft melody of an acoustic guitar,
a good worn-out pair of cheap flip-flops,
a tattered spiral notebook,
my collection of over-due library books,
the use of q-tips at least once a day,
MOTHERFUCKING ARTS AND CRAFTS,
Tumblr for a good pick-me-up, sad music when I'm not feeling so hot (meowmeowpunx.tumblr.com),
kittens,
random girl ass watching,
"T-t-t-touch me, I wanna be dirrrty",
gentlemen who are not necessarily gentle men,
girls who make "pew pew pew" laser noises,
glitter wrestling/non consensual glitter,
topless pancake eating,
torn skirts, ripped stockings and smeared lipstick,
making people feel uncomfortable,
sissy boys who love to play dress up,
setting your shenanigans on fire,
being an obscene hedonist,
books, books, and more motherfucking books,
the sight of a naked man in combat boots,
my itty bitty d6,
at least a cup of coffee a day,
and my friends to keep me laughing.
Attend play parties,
anything to do with the arts,
cooking/baking,
travel,
listen to music/attend live shows,
theater,
reading fantasy novels,
talking to strangers,
and have/give multiple consecutive orgasms.
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Nine Inch Nails
The Xx
Subtle
Crystal Castles
Bright Eyes
CAKE
Florence And The Machine
Gorillaz
Freezepop
MC Chris
NOFX
Nirvana
Operation Ivy
Big D And The Kids Table
Sage Francis
Shiny Toy Guns
Spoon
Star Fucking Hipsters
Stegosaurous Rex
System Of A Down
The White Stripes
Tiger Army
AFI
Wingnut Dishwashers Union
...And many more, these are only a few I absolutely adore.SLC Punk!
Stranger Than Fiction
A Clockwork Orange
Limitless
Fight Club
The Perks Of Being A Wallflower
Sucker Punch
Sweeney Todd
Spirited Away
On the road!
I love to travel.
The love I sell you in the evening, by the morning won't exist.
I'm really good at reading peoples body language, I can smell my own kind. I can make any daily odds and ends into art, and always need to keep my hands busy.
Here's my wishlist if you'd like to take a look:
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I'm a jack of all trades.
Constantly fluctuating and evolving.
I'm your average girl next door, I enjoy rough spankings and long walks on a leash. I drink my coffee at night, and create my best artwork at 3A.M., while listening to music that usually confuses or annoys people. I'm very compulsive and outgoing, although I would mostly identify as an introvert.( just a very compulsive and outgoing one, apparently) I like to live life mainly for experiences.
TIPS/SERVICE:
Please tip before you make requests.
Private? PM me about the details and we can talk.
Special Events To Be Announced, 2 DAYS advance~
*Strip pvp night (naked gaming with my girlfriend)
*Skyrim yoga (lets face it... the peaceful music of Skyrim + yoga pants = win)
*Topless pancake eating contest! (Looking for local cam models to participate!)
Camus once wrote that the only serious question is whether to kill yourself or not.
Robbins wrote that the only serious question is whether or not time has a beginning and an end.
Camus clearly got up on the wrong side of the bed, and Robbins obviously forgot to set the alarm. The only serious question is: how do you make love stay?
Answer me this and I will tell you whether or not to kill yourself.
Sushi, wine, and cuddling up listening to good music.
I'm completely comfortable with talking about my sexual interests (kinks?), but I would like to point out that my sexuality =/= all of who I am.
I love a good conversation, and I mean *anything*...
Religious,
political,
kink,
sensory play,
experiences,
life stories,
I can keep a secret
or my favorite color...
Just keep in mind that I have no filter, and I will block you or ban you from my room if you're disrespectful to anyone.
